Wally Caruthers has invented the world's first disposable
sausage. The 'Caruthers Mk IV Expendable
Meat Tube' is more streamlined than a traditional sausage and has a friction-minimising
outer shell which enables it to be easily hidden behind furniture or whisked
away by specially adapted vacuum tubes. As we are unable to determine why Mr Caruthers
should be so keen to get rid of sausages, we can only content ourselves with
the observation that 'everyone's got to have a hobby'.
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