Ricky Stratocaster's Patently Untrue Rock Facts #2:

Lou Reed is David Bowie's imaginary friend.

There are three different types of rocks:  igneous, sedimentary and metamorphic. (Note, this is probably the wrong type of rock fact).

The Beatles hold the record for the most consecutive weeks spent at No 1 Acacia Avenue, Leytonstone.

Elvis Presley was allergic to Tuesdays.

Record players weren't invented until five years after the invention of the vinyl record.  Officially, CD players still don't exist.