The first of Dr Bongo's hotly anticipated lectures to the nation - any nation - is here. The eminent physician waxes lyrical about the merits of fruit, and ultimately concludes that they haven't any.
"I keep it basic, obviously, since if you start with the assumption that everyone around you is a retard, you rarely ever need to explain yourself twice."
Dr B shares his thoughts about the dangers of carrots, hints at the waywardness of plums and fails to explain how he managed to end up on the same bill as Bon Jovi.
"I shall rejoice when we finally see the ratification of a treaty to ban the international use of watermelons, and the harshest penalties for all those who persist in deploying these saturated citric death pods."
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