Pianos

Falling pianos are the number one cause of accidents in the home, or at least that's what Dr Bongo told us. Admittedly, he was trying to sell us the Bongo patented piano resistant helmet at the time. Perhaps foolishly, we declined to invest in this precaution, and although we have yet to be worried by pianos, falling or otherwise, we were distressed to learn that our cleaning lady was struck by a tuba last Thursday afternoon. I know, astonishing isn't it - we have a cleaning lady.

Anyhow, Dr Bongo discusses the dangers of falling pianos in his latest lecture, which you can apply to your ears by following this link: http://www.bleeding-obvious.co.uk/bongo/playerpop.php